I am sure you are wondering why Alfred is in the hospital. Well it all started off on a sunny but chilly Sunday morning in November. Alfred had just woken up so he went and did his every Sunday routine of showering, brushing his teeth, and doing his stretches. Then he walked downstairs for breakfast. He was talking to his children when Bill said he could have sworn I heard some sort of a screaming noise from our basement last night but Alfred did not think much of it because there had been a wind storm that night so he just told Bill It was probably just the wind son.

Then after breakfast he went outside and did some trimming and raking of the leaves that had

fallen down that night. He was working away when Bill came out and said Dad its almost one oclock I will be late for my football game so Alfred was returning the tools to the basement and while he was down there he noticed a very unusual and offensive sort of odour but he didn't think much of it because he had to get Bill to his football game.

When Alfred got home he set up some traps in the garage and the basement. While he was setting them up he noticed something a little fishy. The old radio in his basement that had been broken for thirty years was on and playing, he chuckled and said I'll bet it is just some little people in the inside of it fooling around.

He was knocked unconcious by then so he didn't know what was going on. Although when his family came home they told the police that they found tied up with a bunch of christmas tree lights and stuffed in an old garbage can. They were sure he was dead but they called 911 and they responded very fast knowing that it was an emergency and so they have brought him to the hospital and that is why Alfred is in the hospital.

While he was driving he noticed that there were holes all over the car seats and footprints all over

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