Satire of Terrorism - based on
Unfortunately in the past few months the United States has had to take safety precautions never seen before in America. Every public place has new rules and regulations of exactly what one can have. In entering somewhere such as Yankee Stadium, one can no longer have a backpack. One must also be patted down to check for weapons or bombs or whatever else one could possibly bring in that could cause the death count to rise in addition to the World Trade Center and Pentagon terrorist attacks. Right now America is faced with a big challenge: to stop terrorism for good. Thus she has decided to fight the war on terrorism and logically the first part is in Afghanistan searching for Osama Bin Laden, the man behind the countless deaths and destruction in New York City. At this time America is not as bad off as other countries such as Israel with a bombing everyday, however she could soon come to this if things continue. She needs to step up now and put an end to it. Logically, she has decided to free Afghanistan of terrorism before ending terrorism in her own country. Why would she spend her time saving her own citizens' lives when she could help other countries? I supposed there just is not enough going on in America to matter. Right
So until this day can come, where we can have all terrorism running free in the United States, I beg all of you, please do what you can. If you are walking down the street and a terrorist is having trouble shooting his gun, help him out. If he is unsure how to fly a plane into the middle of a building (to cause a bigger destruction of course) show him how. And lastly, I encourage you all to donate whatever money you have no lost in this economic recession to the Build Osama A House Fund. He and his people are so poor over there that he must live in a cave! Do you know that each terrorist family there seems to only have just one video camera! The horror! We are Americans. We do not want to be like those Israelis over in Asia. Just last week they destroyed one Palestinian building and arrested Palestinian murderers after uncountable numbers of innocent Jews were killed in numerous bombings! Can you believe the nerve of them? They actually put murderers in jail! It is almost scary to be associated with Israel after such bad behavior. I suppose the only other option is to deport all terrorists, however this is silly. I mean sure, it would save thousands of lives from future attacks, but then we would be politically incorrect. And how would we find all these terrorists? Osama Bin Laden's
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Approximate Word count = 875
Approximate Pages = 4 (250 words per page double spaced)
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