Walter Mitty
?Is dinner ready yet Walter?? yelled Mrs. Mitty from the top of the stairs. ?I told you that I had to be ready to leaveby six o?clock and it?s already a quarter after!? Mrs. Mitty finished putting on her lipstick and pulled on her red boots while she continued to verbally bash poor Walter on his tardiness of dinner. ?It should be ready about now,? said Mr. Mitty to his wife as she strutted down the steps to the kitchen and took her seat at the end of the table. He dipped his finger into the pot and stuck it into his mouth; and then with a great look of satisfaction he poured himself and his wife a bowl and went and took his seat at the opposite end of the table. Mrs. Mitty began to eat quickly, for she was pressed for time. She didn?t get very far before she picked up her dishes and threw them one by one into the sink with loud pocketa-pocketa-queep-p
off the tray and placed them infront of the gorgeous girl. She cautiously began to taste each one. Within to the table where the famous food critic awaited his arrival. She was beautiful; Mitty swept the dishes once! This stuff you call food is inedible and absolutley discraceful! You might as well not have bothered , and now I will be really late because i have to stop and get take out food for my diner!? Mitty looked back at his ?Number three; table three! It must be perfect!? screamed the manager of Cherabana, the number one butter on these noodles! Flambe that veal!? In an instant Walter had everything under control. The staff, and, Walter?s excellent skill and promptness, the food critic wrote up an excellent review on the food. The hotels? Minutes later Walter broke into the kitchen, assessing the situation, he started calling out
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Approximate Pages = 2 (250 words per page double spaced)
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