!! These 3 have some blood, sweat and tears to shed after this !!.

             ( Samurai music plays ).

             JACKASS JR -Coming to the ring, by way of Tokyo, Japan, he is the Lethal .

             Weapon, Steve "Chewy" Blackman !!.

             KING ZIO - This guy has no personality JR !! Kinda reminds me of that guy .

             Martin.that really smart kid at that PC high school.

             ( Come As You Are by Nirvana plays ).

             KING ZIO - Now entering the junkyard, this is Raven !!!.

             JACKASS JR - Haven't I seen this bum before Didn't he play the part of .

             Lysander Nah, couldn't be.

             ( Wait and Bleed by Slipknot plays ).

             KING ZIO - Here we go !! Here comes the champion !! From the Red Hook section .

             of Brooklyn, New York, this is TAZ !!! .

             JACKASS JR - People know this man as RAVI from the PC locker room !! He has a .

             reputation as one tough, little son of a gun !!.

             All 3 men immediately grab a weapon, Chewy gets his resident kendo sticks, .

             Raven armed with a chain, and Taz with a steel chair. Chewy goes to swing, .

             but Raven catches it with the chain, and proceeds to start swinging The .

             Lethal Weapon around like a retarded merry-go-round !! Taz gets kayoed in the .

             face with one of Chewy's feet, and he is knocked cold !! Chewy goes for the .

             flying kick, but Raven dodges it and catches Chewy on the left ankle with a .

             NICE chair shot !! He then DDTs him onto a metal car bumper, and Chewy is .

             seeing stars !!.

             Taz is regaining his senses, and applies the chokehold on Raven, but Raven .

             falls back, and Taz is crushed on top of a car !! Raven gets into his car, .

             pushes the pedal to the metal, and proceeds to run over Taz in much the same .

             fashion the MoonDoggie was run over by Raven after the drama in the PC .

             parking lot !! Raven goes for the pin, and he have a NEW PCW HARDCORE .

             CHAMPION !!!.

             Just then, The Full Monti Val Venis sneaks up behind the champ, and lays him .

             out with a pair of brass knuckles !! He then stands over him, but nobody .

             knows his reason !!.

             JACKASS JR - Dammit King !! That was so LOW of The Full Monti !! How dare he .