A shot of the crowd shows numerous "PC F"N W" signs spotted by the camera. One sign pictures newly-crowned champion Rene Leon holding the belt, with the blazing caption "The Soprano needs no recount!!".

             In the front row, the camera centers on Ryan Hauck, one of the founding members of The Nation of Spunk. He goes by the name Hawk now, and according to rumors, may be here to challenge The Spunkmaster for his role in the PCW creative team. Head of Security "Big Bad Ed" Oblen tries in vain to keep the fans from barging into the camera shot.

             [cue Spunkmaster"s music].

             The Spunkmaster walks out onto the stage, and slowly looks around the arena. He makes his way to the ring, pausing to glare at The Hawk sitting at ringside. McHale pulls his always-ready microphone from its holster on his hip. Chants of "PCW!! PCW!! PCW!!" prevent him from speaking. Finally, he opens his mouth.

             "Just simmer down now.".

             A few more chants, and then the crowd starts to die down.

             "Well, look at this. It seems like PCW has landed.in.LONG ISLAND NEW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!!!!!!!!!!!!".

             As expected, the mention of the area"s name drives the crowd to near insanity.

             "Damn, I love cheap pops.

             "Well, I seem to remember a little incident at WrestleFest 2000, where I got whacked with a glass tray. A match was made that night.by me, of course.for the PCW Women"s Championship belt!! It"s time for the no disqualification mixed tag match, with the female member of the winning team taking home the title. SO SAYETH THE SPUNKMASTER!!".

             McHale exits the ring to join the broadcast crew at ringside. Zio and JR welcome him and await the entrance of the participants.

             Jackass JR – What a pleasure it is to have the Spunkmaster with us at ringside for what will surely be one of the fan-favorite matches of the night.

             King Zio – We"ve got puppies and pom-poms!! What more do you need, JR?!?.